CHAPTER 1: Detective puts on a mystical mask this grant him, super powers but also send him vision and take of his control. part one

Ed and Cute case of Mysterious twins

Chapter 1

This!!, [1]there is private detective, this story start from first sequel, like Star Wars [2]started from fourth. Scenery, wise this scrim post apocalyptic future, few people, city ruins, there is lightsabers, but they only look like lightsabers actually is called liquid-crystal sword LS-sword, it is kind of evolution of LSD[3]. So this detective, sitting behind a desk, he has head statue on that desk that wear human flesh mask.

It is trophy from his last case there was evil man that rip-off his favorite podcaster face, because he, was crazy that way. So he is listening just this very podcaster, it whose face was mutilated earlier, as he playing his newton sphere perpetual motion machine desk decoration, until for some momentary whim, he got idea to try wear it human face skin mask.

Mask had been made so that it does not resemble victim whom is been made at all, but look like made from a non-bleached grey paper pulp When the detective hold it a while as he examine it, as if light goes on it, it  got glowing mystical runes in front. And inside it has now thin blue power barrier electric field, feels tickling electricity on hands, but look like watery cream lotion.

Private detective firmly put mask on now that he started. Those all effects not evoke any hesitate on him at all, and soon he imitates his favourite podcaster, bad lucky for him, when he reach deepest in his silly bit joke just on that same moment a new client opens a door a tall female blond.

Next part was not at all on original serial story[4]:

The detective (Imitating the radio person.):

--[...][5]Fags fags everywhere filthy fags what if Galactic King returns tomorrow[ ...]

Tall female look distrusting worry as detective waging front and back his chair like a retard, spitting angry wrongly remembered wrongly understood half religious rhetoric. She shame it make her blushing. She clear her throat and coughs* she try this hiring to go seamlessly, or whatever there is going on. She thinks: _Maybe I should leave._[6]

The detective is like deep in the meditation:

--[...]Where king then shape his armies, if there is only filth[...]

Longer she there more she shame, she start slowly walking backward.

The original version there was just a note:

These concurrent happenings generate lot of silly, awkward tumbling and misunderstanding.

Because original version was a just movie pitch for those Hollywood Elites notice that I am the real idea guy, one of a billion, story goes a billion miles in a hour, here was originally just story skeletons my somewhat 12 movies long movie universe.

The new case is that some crazy lunatic has kidnap former child star, and hold him on captivity at a some secret, cold cave, he[7] is like 'Heh! heh!(Evil Laugh)

"I keep you here, until you learn to love me.", 
this is not your normal everyday lunatic, but big stakes here. Somehow on this case, very memorably story, he most evil villain or least this criminal is worst person ever, he stain himself on his own excrement and smell bad, but not like all time, but just once only to show how unreasonable and an sympathetic he is.

Next comes cool lightsaber trick [8]that I would totally add, in the movie, as I say already: This novel start just a collection of movie pitches, I pitching my movie universe.

 Also there is a LS-sword trick that when one parries another’s LS-sword, another vastly fast turn it off then flick it back on again after it hilt pass over bad guys LS-sword.

 Thus making it similar that for un-solid for moment, so this way hit through one’s deflecting sword and then slice his body to two. But ....

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[1] When I start the 3D-Blog my skills at the English were much worse than now, for some reason I use then much a “this”-word, for certain authenticity and an artistic choice, I left on this rework many original squirt and typos.

[2] It is Star Wars I believe it is save to tell, but get custom to these hidden text because there is certain “properties” that probably really don’t like see owns name here.

[3] “LCD” I meant LCD not LSD that is Liquid-crystal display.

[4] “Serial Story”? what I mean it was blog a 3D-blog where I put my movie ideas for everybody to a see.

[5] This […] means that person speaks more, this just small portion of that speak.

[6] Inside these:_ _ I write what person thinks.

[7] Evil Bad guy

[8] The cool trick is that, when they always parry swords together in movies and pressing them together, then suddenly turn off it lightsaber... I mean LS-sword, that put rival combatant then out of balance that gives then change to strike.

Impeded end of Gorom

Gorom:

--You all suck! I do it myself!

Gorom make the finger gun and zaps* big boom!* And the opening suddenly got lot bigger and there is a dust clouds.

And also it was not actually projectile or ray that he shoot, but his finger just got real big and wide for tiny while a real short moment super rapid explosive size growing on top of finger, he just make one big tap or push. And that what cause the blast.

That big new hole be subsidiary all the constructs there before were and end of it all; Ed is now imbedded on the wall in there very back, he is turn to very pancake.

It big finger push to Ed to the wall very uncomfortable, and if there were some time stopper to a capture moment or it finger just be a slower, then there would be time see how Ed been push by big finger there would be even a finger nail and all, but that would be other side, not in a palm side that were front the palm side was like tractor.

Gorom:

--That’s its! It be done.

He disappears.

Gorom return his Ending point in time and place. Or he never left, just open his eyes, have get the information from miniscule feeble clone from the future just close them eyes for tiny sight. Would have get it message of successful mission anyways.

There is dark outer space, ... stars and distant galaxies and Jupiters then some distance those darks gods he be mention they are pure darkness only red eyes and mouth make them separate form the dark, dark mountains.

Gorom:

--So this it is. How all ends.

Then suddenly just before those dark shadows are about to strike, silhouette of Ed appears front of him big silhouette. Ed holds a big sword. Gorom look him up tears in eyes.

Gorom:

--sob* sob* you come.

Then on one swing Ed defeat all dark goods, it swing burst three mystical power trails that erase all those bad gods. They don’t even hit yet dark mountains be erased like smoke on wind.

Then Ed turn to Gorom.

Gorom falls his kneels and pray

Gorom:

--Oh! great one I thank you.

But then Ed turn and pins his sword to a shoulder of Gorom. And the sword has same markings that the bullets got earlier.

Ed:

--Jailed! You got bay what you done or something.

Luckily it doesn’t make wound to Gorom but Big Ed silhouette disappear soon and were already quite intangible when strike happens.

  

Gorom ogles oddly his surroundings how the spacious sky starts ripping off like were wallpaper been ripping and green tiles appear behind it. Soon he finds himself on a tiny jail on the Ed’s castle.

[Gunshot Sound]*!... [Gunshot Sound]*!

Plam!* Ed shot something.

Ed:

--That insolent whelp!

Pum!*, Plam! Ed be shooting now.

Gorom:

--Hmm... do you get it?

Ed:

--Oh! He reappear die! die! die!...

Blam! Blam! Ed shoots some more times.

Ed:

--Die!... Die!... Why would you not die! No matter how many times I shoot it. That pesks seems to 

reappearing again and again.

Gorom:

--That description not seems valid let me see. Now!

Ed:

--It must be that dimension dance whatever you teach us... 

Gorom:

--Me teach?  Ohnoe! You could not?

Gorom takes and ogles at the back of the long hall and all the corridors and there is a ugly disgusting scenery, the target the sleeping antenna is still spinning around the great ruby ball unharmed, but there is loose hairy body parts everywhere on ceiling floor and walls, and dead rat head and meat and dry zombie rat blood, ... but the target is still untouched.

Ed:

-- Yes! Finally no more them be appearing.

Gorom:

--What have you done! Monster

Gorom:

--why?... (Sorrow horror ).

In horror he looks Ed and try see all his magical godly might what is he made of what vibes leaking under the mask, but he sees nothing, but he can’t see thru, nothing! No vibes just darkish aura, but hollow inner.

Ed:

-...?

Pam* There still was yet one living RatRat again appearing in a new gear, and Ed shot it too.

Gorom:

--It can’t be accident.

Gorom:

--You little friend, he was so happy and full energy... Your friend.

Ed:

--That pesky little thing get all what he deserve, no one mock me!

Ed:

--Next I awake pharaoh there, the Arbiter was right if that kind of smelly whelp can speak bad about 

me, this world do not deserve to exist!

Ed is about wake up the sleeping pole by snap his heads lightly aiming just very edge his head and like use the Ricochet.

Gorom:

--No!

Disapel gun off.

Ed (Shows middle finger):

--Fine! I do it then the old way!

 And then he runs to a hallway yelling a lot.

Ed thinks _He thinks that I don’t have man enough to take out world just because I will be destroyed too at the process, that stupid fool I do it just sheer spite! _

Ed:

--Dupi duu! There is certain sweetness in maliciousness like salt licorice I can’t explain it, you must experience it yourself!

And then Ed loose lower jaw drop off again. His body is deteriorating

Gorom:

--what are you? Some kind of presentation of human suckness.

--You clearly not glimmer of hope! That I finally see on, these dark catacombs after looking for so long...

They be a special summoned!

Ed takes a look in Riflescope and sight there.

Gorom smirks:

--It is good that hallway is straight line, so there is possibility shoot him. If it were laid differently corners would be the most misfortune.

Ed takes his eye out of sight, and tries to see best at he can at the end of the hallway without any help.

Ed:

--I see now... this really is a magic gun, when I look my mere eye it hallway take least turn to a right so I see nothing, but wall of tiles and hole in side I don’t know what kind of labyrinth there is still beyond that, but when I use scope.

 --I see it ... all... That big glass ball similar to the one, that was there where we, me and others were before the time when me and Prime clear some them cultist local hideout, translucent sphere filled with that crazy purple energy weird burbling vapour, but bigger much bigger and there was not leaning on my memory any those bronze arches. Least that bronze tap that is new, they must use this big to fill those smaller on the outpost and other remote locations, by using that big tap  I suppose, and they also make those cat-grenades out of this big ball.

--That must be the target.

 Ed means guy he sees, in stasis like Pharaoh on sarcophagus, but without the sarcophagus, just levitating on fancy loincloth holding an anch and an iris.

Sight was really like looking description of that atom and electron on the textbook, because the sleeping antenna spins around the big glass ball that levitate too. Then it poop like a bird.

Ed:

--Yuck.

--There was visible electricity around him and pink cloud like in strong wind.

Then he shows something to Gorom. A bullet.

Ed:

--Look these special bullets, there is nothing like these nowhere else in entire world. Not only; “They fit any gun.”, but...

- -that rune do you see that clowning light blue symbol carved on it, behind it lays powerful spell and magic.

--Listen now!... On long time ago, I witness and take part on war against a powerful being called Arbiter of everything, he deem everything unworthy because he did not like primary colors and the core things of everything.  So he starts doing powerful invocations aim to destroy all things.

--But those powerful spells make big waves disarray very space and soon countless heroes rise against forges of Arbiter of everything.

Gorom:

--Wait... I don’t member anything these things ever happened, and I been here since time immemorial.

Ed:

--Look now pal you summon us to fight for you, me and Ratrat. So listen now for moment!

Gorom looks his summoning cards there least, a “Ghosts from future”-card and a “Solidify the ether”-card.

Gorom:

-Ehmm..

Ed:   

 --Ok! I make a short summary! Because you special summon us right from my prison castle pocket dimension this reality is now also part of my prison dimension, me and RatRat works as conduit between worlds.  So now! Because that person who get killed by these bullet not only die, but been imprisoned in my infinite prison-castle his soul and all.

Gorom:

--So you are a kind of jailer.

Ed:

--Yes you can say that I am a jailer.