There is actual vampires. was

My grandfathers father meet a vampire. He shaman, it custom to give a reindeer poison mushrooms. Then drink it blood, he say it then vision there vampires soon.
Then later sick rich boy comes there Lapland, and want some shamanist with in. He comes with those European vascodacamas. Then it my ascendad have some gold, him to go it Europe. More shaman to done there.  But there was then no reindeers there castle and one can’t eat the mushroom directly. And he need then come back home.But then there was also Transylvanians exchange students, and they reveal later to be the vampire, and bats, they drink poor prostitutes blood, vampires ghost and goblins also accident human ritual sacrifice. Devil.
Me movie idea, vampires go lapland care no sun there base in true story.

Ed reinstate the lost kidnapped girl

Later, Ed carrying the kidnapped lady at his arms, he got a big big green xxx-bottle his arm too, the lady lay like above both his hands, and a deathly strong bottle is below her on Ed’s right hand.  She got white veil... gaun?, she no sleep she dead, lifeless corpse. White veil stain by blood she been stabbed multiple times. What a mystery?

Bad evil guy when he was life he always use his time to figuring deeps of his evilness, he always want to be not only most evil, but to be the evil also most unique way, also like layers of evilness he visualise his evilness to be like onion mucho layers. He only lack opportunity and intelligent to be more notorious evil guy.

But he died before his golden time, before he bloom --it was Ed, Ed wound his cave and Ed was one who that ends him. Lost girl were an iron cage Ed find her too seek him out big cave fill shadowy course and secret dimensions and a space-time distortions.

Then Ed drags the lost girl by her hand   ~~“Ouh! You hurting me. Pleas...” ~~~screams a lot.

Ed reliving happenings the past short time ago, then he thinks: _I need more xxx-drink_

Ed drinks while holding that dead girl, He just been visit a town and bought the bottle, he need little bit to stretch for reach the bottle, under the girl.

Ed speaks to himself: “Let see! What doctor figure out of this husk.”

Ed: “I say to him; she was like this when I wound her.”

~~“How could I even explain, what really happened.”

Earlier:

Ed: “Shut up! Stupid bitch one more word, I swear!” Ed thread by his laser knife. The lost girl is hysteric and yells a lot. Ed tries to make her to shut up; her noise make his head sore, ears bleed.

Then the mysterious stranger appears. Ed: “I know you? You are the one that ask me look for forest fires and, one who was hungry and one I make tasty meal.”

Mysterious strange is about start to speak echoing voice or noise not really yet speak nothing, just emit sound like lot of bugs moving dark corner. Ed sees him two he not sure is that because the alcohol.

Ed remembering past while sipping the xxx-bottle: “Yes mysterious, that annoying guy, he finally shows his true colours.”

Mysterious stranger so deep in his big detective coat like being just darkness and fedora hat, smoky darkness.  His legs are like rug weathered in salty sea until very slotted and pale.

When stranger comes closer says it: “iha iii iha iii” then suddenly him split to a two fast moving rabid shadow monkeys, both field knife. One get fedora, one wear the coat. They took Ed by surprise, one that get the coat hop over Ed’s head and other, can’t say where it go, it went so fast. Ed catch scratching shadow monkey and look it to face. And it happens it was no monkey at all, but there inside darkness --blue pale kid face deep sunken that cloud of smoky darkness that, darkness with tail forms of rabies monkey. Ed thinks: _That one! Those kids that steal my super dense death magic flash dark magic squeezing, while I was the die. It must have course his soul. So they were same person all this time (Mysterious stranger and two pick pocketing kids)._

Ed throws angry monkey to a big rock it, dark shadow crust dust. out, left only ghost boy, it shows quick middle finger to Ed just before disappears. Passing on –maybe?

Ed take out one his big guns, he is about ready to kill another ghost, but is already gone, but oh noes!  It girl is gone too. That blasted monkey stabs her to death.

Ed kills Evil Bad guy

Bad evil guy, bored do nothing at the wooden table. Lighting storm at the cave hole, Ed appears. It startle Evil Bad guy. He shuck his death freeze gun says:“Eat death freeze ray!” and shoot!

Ed says:“Only frozen here, is your heart villain.”

Ed hit villain to head. Villain hit Ed to Head. Punch!* Punch!* Ed hit. Villain counter. Punch!* Punch!* Villain hit. Ed counter. Villain tries hit Ed using his left fist, Ed evades to right. Villain tries hit Ed using his right fist, Ed evades to left. Villain tries hit Ed using his left fist, Ed evades to right. Ed tries hit villain using his left fist. Villain dodge, Villain catches Ed left hand to an arm lock. Ed tries hit villain using his right fist, villain dodge, Villain catches Ed right hand to an arm lock. Villain tries break Ed’s arms by mashing double armlock to down. Ed resist by spending knees follows the motion. Ed head mashes to a villains head. Both stagger...  stagger still... Ed make backward somersaults, villain got pulled down with Ed. Ed squat up by this great thrust forge villain to the sealing. Villain enhance his fall by channelling light, villain comes down like anvil powered by the rockets.  Ed spins out off the way, earth grumbles. Villain makes finger gun, villain shoot fast consecutive light missiles, Ed maneuvers by running right. Villain shoot light missiles tries shoot to head, but end up just following him. Villain shoots light missiles. Ed runs away. Ed runs in wall. Ed run in sealing, Villain shoot light missiles. Ed approach villain by running at the sealing. Villain uses both hands to emitting light blast. Ed disappears when light blast is about to hit him. Ed reappears little bit closer to a villain. Ed run in sealing like it was a highway. Villain uses both his hand to make light blast to shoot Ed dead. Ed disappears when light blast is about to hit. Ed reappears little bit closer to a villain. Ed runs in the sealing like it was a highway. Villain uses both his hand to make light blast to shoot Ed. Ed disappears when light blast is about to hit him. Ed reappears little bit closer to a villain. Ed run in sealing like it was a highway. Villain makes very big light blast that will engulf entire cave when it got release. Ed run in sealing like it was a highway. Villain throws big light blast towards ever closing Ed. Ed disappears to its light... Ed reappears behind villain. Ed tries karate chop villain’s neck. Villain blogs Ed chop. Villain throws Ed by his hand. Ed catch villain. Ed throws Villain. Ed reveals forge blade. Ed tries cut villain down. Villain spins out of the way. Ed’s forge blade is shiny like sun, but every moment that is it “on” it darkened and turning purpler by every moment.  Ed tries flash down the villain, bottom of the hilt of the forge blade, long chain of shiny pebbles swing like a lasso when Ed flashing it. Villain spins out of the way.  Ed tries flash down the villain. Villain spins out of the way. Ed manages do nothing, but carve walls. Wall collapses. Ed side steps the falling stones and rubble. Blade super dark by now; and purple already, hilt start make smoke and siren sound. Ed arise hilt, and aim it villain by it, like it were a gun villain wonder. Then Ed shoot a villain. Villain lost his left hand, powerful sharp energy blast make deep hole in cave reveal sunshine from outside. Pebble chain cartridges move one click up; new blade appears to a forge blade shiny and new. Ed is about decapitate badly wounded villain that breath badly.

Villain: “Slay me down, and you never see Elene.”

Ed hesitates.

Villain laugh nasty then he says: “ Hah! hah! You!, You have weaponise your incompetence. Hah hah that rich.”

Villain laugh blood. cough*

Villain: “Hah hah soul garnet to someone corrupt them in chainwax.”

Villain remembers how he was temple, trains with other monks to use forge blade, it was bad thing to make blade explode or even color it blade dim. Old memories, gilded by sunlight. Then Ed kills villain Ed says: “Die stupid evil villain.” then he shoot air one or two times to calming down.