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Prattatataaa! Goes Kane’s minigun.. .I mean Kain’s

Doctor shoot his minigun, Rata tata taa*!, That old chimney, a trigger happy madman, Yet he shoot worse than, Blind monkey  ill by foam mouth madness;  Ed still got only whey scratches by those freaking bullets, and some holes his body, but  he then quickly jumps at the safe behind the giant sargofag.

Then doctor goes full frenzy, three more gun rises opens them every side of his towerly body. Now four equal minigun’s, all at same portion of it’s body, that red thick ring around him the middle section, that then start rotating fast while all four devilish miniguns turret madly bullet metal crazy hot red. Spear of pullets increase greatly, but aim yet dropping down. Ed hiding behind sargofag he sees how when paintings drops, and vases break,  those bullets go thru sargofag like it were butter.

Soon full laboratory walls and ceilings filled by holes. Those happy face Rodenites outside making a various jobs at there outside, no more some of them dead already painted by blood nailed by holes, some survive run in the hills.  Least one of them still completely unaware about happenings, he listen music or something super innocent he got killed then sadly, shakes him ugly as bullets storm pass thru him.

More and more frenzy turn him metal cylinder, seven sights opens its bottom tubular and it start hostile rotating to the different spin that it red portion. No longer stationary! But crazy dance over the laboratory, like hurricane.  It is kind of ancient chariot warrior or ceiling fan of death. What is stationary that is focus point of the red death laser appears from towering towers body’s single cyclops eye slowly enclosing Ed’s hideout.  

 Two more the unsuspecting Rodenites appears, they been playing at backyard that how not hearing warnings they got scythed down.

Ed: _I need end that, monster before he destroys laboratory._

 He spin the ring, ooze on it shaman power and it evolve to a gun. He is about shoot a monster chimney, but just before he get Robot in the good sight, he feel powerful nasty sensation in his hand. Like burn, but not burn by fire but an acid. It make him loose his weapon.

Mean while angry robot at his UFP head PRAZZZ! PRAZZZ! powerful laser slowly closing in Ed. Then unlucky Rodenite walks to that he been washing dishes at the sound proof kitchen, he zap to ash.

Ed need hold his aching hand, he looks it and there appears to be text:

I am you

Then more text appears under that:

I am you from future

Then he feels more pain, this time, in his chest he look his hairy chest, it feel like somebody carving his body by power full acid. There read:

Follow a line

Mad robot it UFO head opens by four fold, Ed hesitates to look that transformation, while there in floor going thru walls too long burning acid line appears _Those appears to be an antiaircraft missiles._ he describe to himself what there is at Doctor robot’s head.  

So Ed takes and runs, where ever it long line leads, that previously hidden bullets and sound proof kitchen there he goes.

Fast His eyes track;  line’s head that burning it’s way like spark eat fuse, thru wall, kitchen table soon he sees, he figures _It is that tiny ceramic bottle, where it goes_ . And what you see acid make soon circles around bottle and there is an arrow and:

This!

 Those mysterious living carvings make a lot of arrays to it.

Ed read text on the bottle; it is RatRats time travelling acid.

Then time traveling text appears, again:

Spread that onto your knife. [an arrow point it tiny ceramic vase that got a cork top of it.]

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All words are letters all letters can be buttonfy

https://github.com/thewheelmaker/button_surf

behold my judgment

Now I am become Buttonfyier, the destroyer of words

Myös muropaketti on nappeja

Myös io nappeja, täynnä nyt.

Button surf now free still people not use it

This video show it:

It is here
https://github.com/thewheelmaker/button_surf
and here
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/search-and-buttonfy-blogs/ncaobmonjkkomdfmfhbibmihenikmjhn

Buttonfier at work

I hate how stubborn and stupid people are to not use my great art, it same when I done 3D blog. How I describe feeling is like, you have done most wonderful thing and then try give it to people for free at the common market place but, they commoners just too stupid to see this opportunity and interest  just all the most useless like politics, life, games etc.

Anger hate frustration. Some other would try capture one of those town moron, drag it his lair and beat it up until it learn monney, soul, mental healt, fame all meaningless  button surf is where is at. But not me I keep buzzing my mouth maybe there least one person that have thinking power enough for button surf.

Huh! awful music

Why?

Ed and Kane re meet!

Ed closing in the doctor house, there seems to be some tiro rodenites, like big bullfinch, it carrying rare metal rod, then it suddenly start fiddle whit it, that not just any rod but an instrument, as other rodenites just collect rocks do various kinds of garden beautification jobs at the vicinity of the house, and they look like two mouse and squirrel and one more mouse that got long mouse nose and it is slightly bigger than other two mouses. big bullfinch got interesting melody there his flute, he taller than even Ed, but relatively thin claws he got, or she, who knows it gender. Then it glides whiz near to Ed and start speak to him. Bullfinch got big cheeks.

Big Bullfinch:“ Plays instrument*”

Ed: “You can’t be a rodenite, it makes no sense.”

Big Bullfinch stop playing: “But I am.”

Ed: “Why you big bird when they rats and other rodents?”

Big Bullfinds: “Bird can be also rodent, It magical race”

Ed: “No! on the Old times those rat ones uses you kind as we use horses now.”

Big Bird got angry and hit Ed with a rod when Ed passes him, then it fly away.

Ed goes in, care no more any tiros, one of them look like coala (it is coala) sweep the door entrance;  Broom too large for him.

Ed throws the body to a Kane’s table, He says

Ed: “Did I do good?”

Kane: “Ah... new key person, why she dead?”

~~”That mysterious stranger encounter me again, I try fight him, but he split to two shadow monkeys. Both wield pointy knife.”

Kane, He robot now, look like wide barrel or chimney a metal tube that has rivet tiny solid UFO top of it. It UFO has headlight as eyes.  

 Ed go and grope big techno sarcophagus there on back, Kane: “Do not grope that”, Ed touches it anyways, not care about warnings nor threats, there beyond glass appears to lay Kane’s real body. Ed wonders this: “So you add your original body here, Why you, put it in sleep in a sargofac.” Kane’s the real and the old body is big, over four meters tall giant.

Kane: “It is for preservation, modern times are harsh atmosphere poisonous.”

Ed looks around, he says: “Why? More sargofags whose there?”

Kane: “That is no your business retard! Fuck off already! So I can tamper with Keyperson in solitude!” 

Kane throws cash pile to Ed’s face.

Ed: “So it go that way...” ~~Ed reveals his light knife. Ed light knife look like plastic key chance decoration, but when he bull slightly metal chain that’s end ring that is ring around his pinkie, it’s pushes out thin small, but sharp  metal blade rod.

“Touch guy! eh.”: Says he to Robot Kane he; his tubular body opens a opening that then reveals a wide but short mini-gun. He yelss then “Die!! Filth” as the particle-mini-gun makes umm* umm* noise then he start pratatataa! prattatataaa! he shoot almost like blindfolded at the Ed’s vicinity direction. Make holes at surroundings! It mini-gun hot red by shooting Pratatata taa*!

Bots and bans destroying internet :(

The Internets is no fun no more because:There is so much bots advertising some school or company or have any agenda in imageboards and fora. But then when regular person post any it is instant ban. Or bots throw so much negative vote that is literally same as ban like in Reddit. Else they bots dull no comments because they too deep in them any current agenda to bee complete plain, to a good joke, or interesting topic.  

There is actual vampires. was

My grandfathers father meet a vampire. He shaman, it custom to give a reindeer poison mushrooms. Then drink it blood, he say it then vision there vampires soon.
Then later sick rich boy comes there Lapland, and want some shamanist with in. He comes with those European vascodacamas. Then it my ascendad have some gold, him to go it Europe. More shaman to done there.  But there was then no reindeers there castle and one can’t eat the mushroom directly. And he need then come back home.But then there was also Transylvanians exchange students, and they reveal later to be the vampire, and bats, they drink poor prostitutes blood, vampires ghost and goblins also accident human ritual sacrifice. Devil.
Me movie idea, vampires go lapland care no sun there base in true story.

Ed reinstate the lost kidnapped girl

Later, Ed carrying the kidnapped lady at his arms, he got a big big green xxx-bottle his arm too, the lady lay like above both his hands, and a deathly strong bottle is below her on Ed’s right hand.  She got white veil... gaun?, she no sleep she dead, lifeless corpse. White veil stain by blood she been stabbed multiple times. What a mystery?

Bad evil guy when he was life he always use his time to figuring deeps of his evilness, he always want to be not only most evil, but to be the evil also most unique way, also like layers of evilness he visualise his evilness to be like onion mucho layers. He only lack opportunity and intelligent to be more notorious evil guy.

But he died before his golden time, before he bloom --it was Ed, Ed wound his cave and Ed was one who that ends him. Lost girl were an iron cage Ed find her too seek him out big cave fill shadowy course and secret dimensions and a space-time distortions.

Then Ed drags the lost girl by her hand   ~~“Ouh! You hurting me. Pleas...” ~~~screams a lot.

Ed reliving happenings the past short time ago, then he thinks: _I need more xxx-drink_

Ed drinks while holding that dead girl, He just been visit a town and bought the bottle, he need little bit to stretch for reach the bottle, under the girl.

Ed speaks to himself: “Let see! What doctor figure out of this husk.”

Ed: “I say to him; she was like this when I wound her.”

~~“How could I even explain, what really happened.”

Earlier:

Ed: “Shut up! Stupid bitch one more word, I swear!” Ed thread by his laser knife. The lost girl is hysteric and yells a lot. Ed tries to make her to shut up; her noise make his head sore, ears bleed.

Then the mysterious stranger appears. Ed: “I know you? You are the one that ask me look for forest fires and, one who was hungry and one I make tasty meal.”

Mysterious strange is about start to speak echoing voice or noise not really yet speak nothing, just emit sound like lot of bugs moving dark corner. Ed sees him two he not sure is that because the alcohol.

Ed remembering past while sipping the xxx-bottle: “Yes mysterious, that annoying guy, he finally shows his true colours.”

Mysterious stranger so deep in his big detective coat like being just darkness and fedora hat, smoky darkness.  His legs are like rug weathered in salty sea until very slotted and pale.

When stranger comes closer says it: “iha iii iha iii” then suddenly him split to a two fast moving rabid shadow monkeys, both field knife. One get fedora, one wear the coat. They took Ed by surprise, one that get the coat hop over Ed’s head and other, can’t say where it go, it went so fast. Ed catch scratching shadow monkey and look it to face. And it happens it was no monkey at all, but there inside darkness --blue pale kid face deep sunken that cloud of smoky darkness that, darkness with tail forms of rabies monkey. Ed thinks: _That one! Those kids that steal my super dense death magic flash dark magic squeezing, while I was the die. It must have course his soul. So they were same person all this time (Mysterious stranger and two pick pocketing kids)._

Ed throws angry monkey to a big rock it, dark shadow crust dust. out, left only ghost boy, it shows quick middle finger to Ed just before disappears. Passing on –maybe?

Ed take out one his big guns, he is about ready to kill another ghost, but is already gone, but oh noes!  It girl is gone too. That blasted monkey stabs her to death.

Ed kills Evil Bad guy

Bad evil guy, bored do nothing at the wooden table. Lighting storm at the cave hole, Ed appears. It startle Evil Bad guy. He shuck his death freeze gun says:“Eat death freeze ray!” and shoot!

Ed says:“Only frozen here, is your heart villain.”

Ed hit villain to head. Villain hit Ed to Head. Punch!* Punch!* Ed hit. Villain counter. Punch!* Punch!* Villain hit. Ed counter. Villain tries hit Ed using his left fist, Ed evades to right. Villain tries hit Ed using his right fist, Ed evades to left. Villain tries hit Ed using his left fist, Ed evades to right. Ed tries hit villain using his left fist. Villain dodge, Villain catches Ed left hand to an arm lock. Ed tries hit villain using his right fist, villain dodge, Villain catches Ed right hand to an arm lock. Villain tries break Ed’s arms by mashing double armlock to down. Ed resist by spending knees follows the motion. Ed head mashes to a villains head. Both stagger...  stagger still... Ed make backward somersaults, villain got pulled down with Ed. Ed squat up by this great thrust forge villain to the sealing. Villain enhance his fall by channelling light, villain comes down like anvil powered by the rockets.  Ed spins out off the way, earth grumbles. Villain makes finger gun, villain shoot fast consecutive light missiles, Ed maneuvers by running right. Villain shoot light missiles tries shoot to head, but end up just following him. Villain shoots light missiles. Ed runs away. Ed runs in wall. Ed run in sealing, Villain shoot light missiles. Ed approach villain by running at the sealing. Villain uses both hands to emitting light blast. Ed disappears when light blast is about to hit him. Ed reappears little bit closer to a villain. Ed run in sealing like it was a highway. Villain uses both his hand to make light blast to shoot Ed dead. Ed disappears when light blast is about to hit. Ed reappears little bit closer to a villain. Ed runs in the sealing like it was a highway. Villain uses both his hand to make light blast to shoot Ed. Ed disappears when light blast is about to hit him. Ed reappears little bit closer to a villain. Ed run in sealing like it was a highway. Villain makes very big light blast that will engulf entire cave when it got release. Ed run in sealing like it was a highway. Villain throws big light blast towards ever closing Ed. Ed disappears to its light... Ed reappears behind villain. Ed tries karate chop villain’s neck. Villain blogs Ed chop. Villain throws Ed by his hand. Ed catch villain. Ed throws Villain. Ed reveals forge blade. Ed tries cut villain down. Villain spins out of the way. Ed’s forge blade is shiny like sun, but every moment that is it “on” it darkened and turning purpler by every moment.  Ed tries flash down the villain, bottom of the hilt of the forge blade, long chain of shiny pebbles swing like a lasso when Ed flashing it. Villain spins out of the way.  Ed tries flash down the villain. Villain spins out of the way. Ed manages do nothing, but carve walls. Wall collapses. Ed side steps the falling stones and rubble. Blade super dark by now; and purple already, hilt start make smoke and siren sound. Ed arise hilt, and aim it villain by it, like it were a gun villain wonder. Then Ed shoot a villain. Villain lost his left hand, powerful sharp energy blast make deep hole in cave reveal sunshine from outside. Pebble chain cartridges move one click up; new blade appears to a forge blade shiny and new. Ed is about decapitate badly wounded villain that breath badly.

Villain: “Slay me down, and you never see Elene.”

Ed hesitates.

Villain laugh nasty then he says: “ Hah! hah! You!, You have weaponise your incompetence. Hah hah that rich.”

Villain laugh blood. cough*

Villain: “Hah hah soul garnet to someone corrupt them in chainwax.”

Villain remembers how he was temple, trains with other monks to use forge blade, it was bad thing to make blade explode or even color it blade dim. Old memories, gilded by sunlight. Then Ed kills villain Ed says: “Die stupid evil villain.” then he shoot air one or two times to calming down.