SUPER APOSTLE FOR GREATER SOFTWARE PRODUCTIVITY AND ROBUSTNESS

Here some killer buzzwords, whichess them behind the big abstract magic to a greatnes ultra speed development.

Here comes the big drops:

Division of labour i.e. the specialization

Let smart person do the smart thing and boring guys make the boring things, also make artist guy make the art.

80 20 rule is the new 90/90 rule.

 Use programming language that works, on the situation that be doing, don’t use wrong things, have overall mental picture what you are doing, do not blindly shot in the dark, but know what you doing; like it is some variant of a finite-state machine (FSM)

Redundancy

It is that have more than needed, the robust when one break there is another. Have lot of workforce.

 Like make two separated groups of people make the same Black box, Have them kinda fight against each other i.e. competition, I mean have; Say! Two to four --three people groups to race which of them teams make the Black box faster and better, the smaller Big O.

The winner team get a big price bonus this make them super nay ultra motivated. To a participate on the challenging competitions.

Don’t have these challenges to be about random poop, but hard critical parts of the thing that is under development.

This all for le smart people; the boring & Artist type they don’t need it, to the art is may be even harmful because it needed to be a coherent; and the boring stuff that not need much resources, but monkeying around.

You know three people teams the mocking programming, one sit the front of a computer do the all the coding, and two guys standing behind him mocking and nagging, because them want win nice prise.

Shuffle mix these teams every now and then, so they see more people and learn better from each other.

Black box thinking on the functions and classes.

There is no means how a code does it, but what it does, like the robust and how fast it do it. No “Keep it simple stupid”(kiss) here, let it be convoluted as it can be, and if it grow too unbearable just make them replace that part wholly to a new part.

the Black box thinking, it mean you dont look it. Just accept, and remember mutations are better and faster than the “return”.

Big turnover rate

Be nice give people a change by hiring them on much, don’t let stupid gatekeeper block business hiring all them relatives and friends, so no hr just hire yourself.

 Check all peoples Resumes and portfolios and check them demons keep mental note about the best ones and hire them then, and bargain thru all salary issues. If there is thousand applications then check all them thousand, you have probably do something more boring and even free.

When you check them applications focus on how big is candidate’s work memory and have he interests on all kinds of wisdom, his mental faculties, it is not so much important about his coding knowledge, but that is good if he just know some language, because he will learn while doing. Also don’t hire expensive titular coders that has long rock star CV they might be just part some work cartel and be much useless relative the expensiveness. Hire rather more those that CV and wallet is empty they got hunger and potential.

Big turnover, you now free Internship trainee etc. It is win-win they got mark at the CV and you a cheap labour.

Don’ t much unit test

That is thing of the past, there on modern IDE like Visual Studio, has a built-in testing thingies like, if you forgot “;” it got red underline, and same if you forgot initialize some variable.

 No unit test! just some checks that functions and code lines, and whatnow do what you expected them to do, make them print on console or try them separated other code that you then see that them works.

Trust legacy code and the makers of code languages and IDE’s and formulas.

Then there is also the market disruption, minimum viable product(mvp).

Remember the thing you do the product if it is cheap enough that is no burden to customer, and if it even barely can hold it’s function customer will use it.

Four hack in one

C#

You know, you paint or spray something the Graphics on screen monitor i.e. display. Then want fresh screen that to get rid of it. Here some hacks::

HACK 1&4

Instead: 

[StructLayout(LayoutKind.Sequential)]

public struct RECT

        {

public int Left;

            public int Top;

            public int Right;

            public int Bottom;

        }

add there constructor function so you can the “new” it like this:

RECT rECT= new RECT(100, 100, 100, 100);

Constructor I mean like this:

[StructLayout(LayoutKind.Sequential)] 

public struct RECT

        {

       

            private int Left;

            private int Top;

            private int Right;

            private int Bottom;

         

            public RECT(int left, int top, int right, int bottom) {

            Left=left;

            Top=top;

            Right=right;

            Bottom=bottom;

                }

        }

HACK 2

Instead this way to over load using “IntPtr lpRect”

[DllImport("user32.dll")]

        static extern bool InvalidateRect(IntPtr hWnd, IntPtr lpRect, bool bErase);

.... and then later:

InvalidateRect(IntPtr.Zero, IntPtr.Zero, true);

That above it refresh whole screen, use “ref RECT lpRect” instead “IntPtr lpRect” like this:

[DllImport("user32.dll")]

static extern bool InvalidateRect(IntPtr hWnd, ref RECT lpRect, bool bErase);

.... Now! You can fresh certain Rectangular instead it all.

RECT rECT= new RECT(100, 100, 100, 100);

InvalidateRect(IntPtr.Zero, ref rECT, true);

HACK 3

You can use same numbers at Rectangle and RECT this way

new Rectangle(400, 450, 192, 180)

new RECT(400, 450, 192+400, 180+450)

You see other need upper right corner and width and high, and the other just need the bounds.

That [StructLayout(LayoutKind.Sequential)]

means or it not like mean nothing, it is just like, you know cargo cult I mean there no particular reason to add it. It little bit the robustivines.

Heroes return

Oko!  So local-town while heroes be firing range, big Orge-like mutant threatening people he just arrive edge of the city and immediately star shouting angrily.

Big ugly mutant:

--Ourr ghhh!

NO! Coherent sound, just angry fizzle.

Its skin is dry like sand, big imposing figure felt and look like granite, If you challenge him you challenge bedrock solid cliff. Who will safe city folks from him.

Earlier on my twitter:

There was free Platos Republic audio book on a youtube, Feel like 3000 thousand year old gossips

Yes I believe, that Plato did not write the book himself, but he found it’s text, and the Socrates social experiment to make a super city cause that Creek civilization collapsing somewhat 2000bc, also those Sea people that attack at Egypt were all same mad people.

This! Give me lot of ideas, Next on Pr2y (IP) Pr2y the evil city emerges. There will be like evil city, gloom over future all good things

It will tie together with the return of Doctor Kain, there will be ancient hieroglyphs a prophecy that when Kain return; he will lead great.. attack? army? and destroy, evil city.

When he walk in the neighborhoods, townsfolk’s whispering, about it old prophecy: that he will lead them to a victory.

And it is sailing story, lot of misguided vermin people come from a sea to a terrorising all, and heroes of every side, need find them origin town and plant  a super bomb there so that they all Kaboom! dead.

It will start like some Donald Duck raising race story, where heroes of every side race about who make most effective weapon about impact area, range and over all devastation.

Sides will be least Ed, RatRat and Doctor Cain. Then: ancient Rat empire, Then Silver Hand and his family (they were in the last two capsules that stay intact) ... then the new character Panzer. Maybe: some vampires, canon lizards, ancient generals, fire elements...

Prime will Host the contest, losers will be erased out of history by zap them with obelisk of oblivion. It big polished stone big like big house, and it victim cone so good like they never even were. It is like in: It’s a Wonderful Life movie.

no more spoilers, but that I planning to write next.

Piu*! Pau*! Bum*!, heroes be shooting at the firing range, Ed Kain and RatRat they got spectacular weabon, unconscious fire baby man called Terence jointed on the contraption looking like onager, tied on by wires, chains and cables. mutters thru great fever:”Let me go!” His blood join to a machine by dirty pipes thru sore wounds : Doctor bushing buttons: bleep* bloop*.

 drip* drip* leek blood and body fluids that living weabon, there is oil leakage too and lot of dirt.

Ed says to RatRat, pointing to those other Ratskind:

--Why you join our gang, why not be with your own kind

There in distance near horizond be ratempires big green metal canon, called moon breaker it’s pipe reach over clouds, it do psychic blasts and they pyramids mighty as be but small beside it canon like pebbles.

RatRat:

--I choose where victory at

Ed:

--Ok.

Then there is Silverline and his wife too, making som bomb, Ed ask.

Ed:

--How you got family now? It library got explode.

Silverline:

--They were inside two remain capsules that you guys newer break or me open then that time.

Ed:

--How more than two, I see now seven of you guys.

Silverline:

--They were staked over ease other.

Also doctor berate to Terence that missing some limbs because all the augmentations

Doctor Kain:

 --You should be thankful that we safe you from a prison.

Terence was prisoned, because he try burn whole main town, because they were nasty to him.

He whines thru coma like sleep.

Message from Evil Bad guy

Ed make noise like hnnggg* like hnnggg* grin his teeth hnngg , also pant haehae*, squatting in pain but, instead of that making a hard shit there is certain another action on going involving hella of psychic phenomenon,  he act like he got a big headache too, I mean he hold his head that way  it is just like you expect some psychic to do when he the psychic you visualise now when I mention him it can be female too, like some generic psychic, but it is male because Ed is male, but he act like when psychic tries lift some big object like truck or pyramid just using his mind, but not now some lifting on this case it is much more about exorcise some psychic entities like get rid of them or it. Just about cleansings. Push that out by sheer will power.

 It seems to work! Between the mask and Ed’s face, a certain bellying is happening. He there is purging off the evil part of the mask, he is there gaining back his own personality and body. You know those second skin rubber garden gloves; blow air on that and it seems similar to a thing that is coming out of there, like a ballooning white see thru fingers.

Then it flops out; there is certain symmetry on it the thing that come out, those ballooning fingers both side of it and now that it have left the mask, one can say: it look much like a blue hollow way transparent puffer fish. More balloon than a puffer fish one white translucent balloon fish, a stupid face, like two puffer-up rubber gloves amalgamated together.  That levitating casually yet mindlessly there little bit higher than head. It makes uli* uli* sound very fish looking, but no fishtail it just ball from there, it floating there freely like goldfish swimming in a bowl.

RatRat:

--You kill me.

RatRat speaks like fireplace crackling, but there is also ghostly abandonment that echoing lost on his voice.

Ed:

--It was not me I was under a spell...

While two dummies settling them disagreements, unnoticed to them the fish flippers slowly towards the real dummy. Suddenly dummy make sound like old internet router, and in it faceless face blings on a red monitor light thru white fabric a three shiny red dots appears. What unexpected twist there is a chip inside the doll? The microchip. Loading is done the dummy it winces to the move, it crushes the odd levitating fish, and start broadcast a virtual hologram. The hologram is real size 3D video broadcast of Evil Bad guy right from his cave.

There is something odd this Evil Bad guy he looks kind of patchwork. His face made out three part old young and black and white. There is patches, in his body too like broadcast of him been shine thru many mirrors presetting many moments of his walk of life, clothes stitched up too from many earlier fashions of him; the assault suit, that he wear 10 years ago, also assault suit that he use 4 years ago, even assault suit he uses 11 years ago. Then he has also has hole his torso, the killing blow that Ed make. He stood there very boastful.

RatRat pulls Ed from nose and hairs and Ed makes fist filled upper cuts to a RatRats tiny stomach, then he try pull that tiny scratcher out his face. Just moment before when we were focussed at the dummy, there was Poff!* and RatRat drop his burning ghost form and plump to the floor being full flesh and blood again.

 Finally Ed get RatRat out his head and throws him into a wall and there is some cans and pots there filled artificial chemistry super alchemy and mystical items so Ratrat get much smut on him. He screeches angrily to Ed on that wooden corner chemistry table. 

  

Now Ed notices Evil Bad guy, he attack! and go thru it hologram.

Ed:

--But how?

RatRat turns undead four times over!!

The spell that will free the mask, no bearer no more, no matters how worthy the bearer is they always have them own agendas and ideas so them personality kinda corrupt the mask form the world of the perfect ideal deals to a level of mere filthy human.

Only very end of the run of the any bearer, the mask have more to say than him the empty husk of man (or female in fact almost anything goes for the bearer the binding spell check just limited things) that years of the bearing of the mask have done to a bearer.

Far away has mask go it ideals, between the mask and bearer has nasty layer of corruption every former bearer has left them strong memories wisdom and fragment of personality to a mask them be melt together thus mask have slowly gain it’s all own personality. Any times when a bearer look wisdom of the former bearers he awake this error this unintentional entity in the mask and it change masks user like tentacles go to him brain and take him control. They in the mask; not want more voices there anymore they want to hold them individuality they don’t want change anymore thus them eat and soul of mask holder before him die, they make him mask holder a brainless

zombie soulless automata that they control.

But this is not enough to them, they want more freedom; it always bad when a new bearer, but when no a bearer they sleep, an old worn bearer good it can be zombify. Yes, but what do a weak husk? So first they got idea not to find  a real heroes no more, but spoil it masks seek spell so that personality is attract now near as possible it mask personality, so it mask holder do not notice that his thinking is not his thinking, but comes from the mask. That’s all good but, now even better upgrade. A doll!

  It is all about the doll need blood on to it, is it now on that point of the long spell  ritual so that the spell in the mask will think that it is layed to a living person, something like that, any ways there is need of blood  spill over there now. And it can’t be lizardman’s blood because it needs be like pure person or like there is certain taste on who the mask or spell in the mask make the

binding so lizard warrior is off the hook, also Ed because it need be like new person so it leaves only the RatRat there. You know Ed knows what he is doing, and there is now just certain need that only blood of RatRat can satisfy. And it is all or nothing kind of deal. No it is only all deal. RatRat need to a die.

Ed tries reap down RatRat by hack him by his meat cleaver by right to left cut. But RatRat jumps so that his feet make running motions in the air while the sharp cleaver passing thru below him, he elongate from spin like long cat when holding when he dropping.

 Then Ed hit again by meat cleaver that he holding; now the traditional from up to down hack, all slow down; slow down because them all movements so fast, but then like a bluish hologram of himself springing from RatRat’s very form getting bigger linger for moment then disappear kind of get too big and dilute out of existence  wave of them like heart beats. Thus Ratrat change his projector in middle of air, it make him fly directly backwards, slide horizontally at the air as he go left him blue lazer trail at there the air too, so Ed mist the second hit too.

It was RatRats involuntary laser dash or shift it works like bowel movements, he was there eating big nut by using his both paws; --you know how hamsters do it, looking all stupid then woaam!!* and laser dash just throw him into an another place, not once he change his posture or drop the big nut neither. Just moment ago that was first time he uses laser shift, and that was flashback, there was some urgent reason him to use it, and now currently he using it again. That laser shift.

Oh my GOOOD! Now RatRat is going to fall on the doll below and it is surprisingly sharply looking very pointy because it holding a pointy sharp sword, Oh no! RatRat going to fall on that and broke his spine. NOOOO! It will look horrible blood and gory! I don’t want see when RatRats body hit on that nasty spike, that poor poor vermin, but Luckily! The time is pretty much stop again, and agai that blue laser reappear and RatRat slide spiral way to a safety at the bottom of the sacrificial-altar. Near it doll. Doll that is like robot too.

Ed jumps off the altar stair and tries to kill RatRat again, RatsRats Scratching his neck by back paw like a dog, and he tries figure out what is going on, again he use blue laser evading tactic, because Ed is again after his life, and he thus RatRat make the avoid and skip the fate of that Ed’s hungry meat cleaver.

 Then they run around the doll and the big circular vase under it. Ed behind RatRat trying murder him badly, and RatRat trying to be alive. There is that popular chasing song. Lizard warrior is like one step off that circular trail, what they doing at the current chase. Then Ed gets an idea

Ed shouts to a Lizard warrior;

--Make him stop!

Lizard warrior try catch RatRat, but it blue laser shift make him evade again very singular fashion he go backwards so Lizard warrior catch just some empty air, and make himself a roadblock to a Ed, then it blue laser lifts RatRat over the laying lizard warrior on angle so that it is little bit like triangle trail that it blue laser shift left. Ed trips over the a squatting lizard warrior and makes spins and hurtles to a wall. RatRat laughs them like squirrel. 

But Ed then forms his hand to a gun and shot RatRat by some spell, But what then happened just before that Ed’s magical finger gun trail hit to a RatRat the eye of acemotor spell wears off, and when it goes it also take permanent life from phoenix juice with it. So just moment before being a double life and now:  --one buff and back to undead.

But the doll eats some that, and now it is ready for the transaction. Also RatRat is now burning ghost that translucent body most translucent at the feet no feet at all prominent feature the solid rat skull and he also grew by three folds, now he double undead.

Bob mad god of the Canon lizards

Ed went to do something, so RatRat hanging there himself at the trophy room and also the inner circle dark inanition room. It double life make him pretty childlike, but he still tries acquire the compound-X. Go thru shelves and boxes and all containers that are there between two rooms. Finds nothing!

So he get an idea summon the big ugly mutated bug queen that is spider too or she is rat-race god. And there is an altar already, so he runs the top of the altar, where he makes spells and inanition prays, quit light shows at the doll below.  But queen not answer.

RatRat: (“_”-means that he thinking.)

--__It is that I bee the double alive, that the queen of filth does not answer to me.__

Then Ed return now holding a meat cleaver, he was trying resurrect the golden Kalbo by using the Fenix juice, but he already use it all pretty much accidentally.

Ed:

--The doll it’s eat all invocations, it is now on that part of it’s cycle of magic.

Solemn face RatRat jumps of the altar.

RatRat:

--No wonder, me prays no work no more.

He push the doll out of the buddle at the below, now that RatRat walks there it seem be much like hologram, no water, but that he get his paws wet, because there is wooden basin hidden inside a hologram, also he hurt his snout when do it, he falls to a flange and hurtles the nose first to a doll.

RatRat:

--Ough!*

Then he pushes out the doll now, he need push also the water basin because they are joint together, and it seems to be also the what generate hologram. So when go doll also goes the fake pool.

RatRat:

-- Now again.

He run on the top of the altar like an adventurous kid run to a diving tower, and Ed is lifeguard in this this squashed parallel.

Big punch of spells and initiations; Pool opens over the altar and big ugly lizard face push his sick face out of it levitating pool.

RatRat:

--?

Ed:

--Thats avatar of Bob mad god of the Canon lizards, from another dimension.

RatRat makes spinning fly kick, good old crane kick whit a twist, flying crane, right to a Bob’s face and thus banish it.

RatRat:

--That was no, queen!

Ed:

--Bob is only god here, and this so good sealed not even, gods can enter.

Lizard warrior is there now too, he move doll system back to its place below the altar. RatRat sit edge of the altar and, murmur.

RatRat:

 --Sorry can’t service the compound-X

Ed mad face, his behind, nasty light leave frightening vibe a hoisted gleaming cleaver does not help appease the situation.

Ed's trophy Room

The trophy Room. Punch of show of things it is full: weapons, laser guns, magic swords and so on, collectables like gilded radio personnel bubbleheads. Hall is like big wheel and like well that is lifted over the ground it is light house! That it is a tall lighthouse, but there have no stairs, no steps, no ceil just walls long bottomless green round walls.

There inside the most center of it has another well or wall or light house, so it trophy room is actually like big laying wheel made out of brick wall like long circular corridor between too walls.

There is no going at the middle room, but the corridor is all the trophy room there is enough space it is all good.

 Ed show lot of thing to RatRat, then he pick up  a rare potion called the phoenix juice that resurrect the dead.

Then there seem to be chair like electric chair, Ed introduces that the next.

RatRat:

-What for the rude chair that has fasteners.

Ed:

--There was Green Kalbo before he escape, he fuel the magic of book, brain magic the details I mean, when the mad god Bob fuel book too but different ways.

Ed:

--It so silly, he always when I come here yells: traitor!

Ed:

--There is now need for substitution when he gone.

RatRat just sit there dump founded looking all stupid or maybe he standing; his leg so small, it is hard to say, if he sitting or standing maybe just brain freeze.

Ed:

--Boy he was mad.

Ed:

--I planning use phoenix juice to resurrect Golden Kalbo, green Kalbo too good to be in hiding.

RatRat stupid trance, stupid trance where stupid people go before turn all hostile.

Ed get the idea to pour the phoenix juice to RatRats misguided stupid head, wonder if that make him rotten brain working again. And he turn thus living or would turn, but just same moment  RatRat get idea to cast the “eye of ace motor”-spell to himself. So now he is like double living.

RatRat breathe like person that is just about to fall asleep, but forgot how to breath and then awake like shock and take big inhale. It is uncomfortable place now that RatRat feels it, like when you got snow between clothes and wearable.

RatRat:

--And what that?

The double living make RatRat forgetting things just past.  He points the chair.

Ed:

--That is, where we got power from green Kalbo. To...

RatRat hanging at door knob do the inner chamber, trying to pull it open. What amazing door big and golden more like gate than door. Silly RatRat pulling knob hnnng* hnnng* while he self attached at the door so it can’t open even it were unlock.

RatRat (sad face):

--Me need a pee the potty? This secret toilet?

Ed:

--Go pee, outside! don’t go there.

Ed:

--That no toilet that, is my secret chamber for the dark blood ritual where; I will stop the cycle of finding the new host to my mask, there I will make my last host, I hate how new host always mess me.

RatRat:

--I need go pee.

Then he go pee, at the garden outside and when he is there peeing suddenly; one of the rocks morph to a Green Kalbo’s head and he says:

Green Kalbo:

--Beware Ed has turn a mad and is all evil now. He tries ending the cycle of reborn and being the second the last: Who use the mask of Ed ie.  A drama mask.

RatRat:

--How nice to you to say that, I keep that in mind.

Green Kalbo:

--He gonna make ritual that make mask full self-sufficient, no need host, mask did not like hosts, it will no longer be mask but dummy or statue or robot.

RatRat:

--Yes yes, that nice good.

RatRat return to the trophy room, it is lighted by weir levitated light surges, Now the inner room is open.

The inside room is blue, it is better lit that the outer ring, walls got placards fill mystical runes and magical calculations except part of it that is long book shelf.

There is also side of those round borders two work tables, for alchemy and future technology things.

and and there middle of it has a pool and in the pool  got mannequin-doll middle of it. Another side the pool got big stone altar that lead to it pool.  Altar so big that it got stairs.  

Curious case of the blinking park

Then they pass thru second prison there, mad king is pondering

RatRat

-Jou! Arbiter! What you up to!

Enckidoo the Madking wave his hand angrily, make bad gestures, but not reveal any his plans.

They ever walk thru the green corridors of book dimension big castle. Left arbiter in his jail, he immortal, not need to eat a tiniest bit for very long time, still not look awful thin not like anorexic he just hanging there in the jail. There is poop place a toilet. But he immortal beyond, those needs of normal human he god king.    

Ed:

-Now! There is the park I made earlier

Ed point at the end of it hall opening to outside the sun light, the butterflies trees grass...

You know well done park.

--Sun? You might wonder. --Is there like sun?  You might ask: --Is it like artificial small sun? Kinda like a  big lamp.

 No! The Park is yet an another another dimension that is empty infinite space place except the park itself; that is kind of like big aquarium floating there in dark nothingness and then also a distant sun, make it park always summer, but not always day. The sun does not move neither the park- aquarium-box, but it kind of jump between the dimensions where everyone has its own sun locate different places still and silent. Every half second the blinking box go another dimension, all this dimension hopping make look like the day go by, there is two half seconds in second and sixty second in minute and sixty minute in hour and twenty four hours in day. That makes up to 172800 dimensions all endless, just for one pleasing park. Tomes powers inside itself truly is infinite. 

RatRat looks third prison, that they pass thru it sides that long corridor leading to a silly secretly blinking park.

RatRat:

--That jail for golden Kalbo? The mad writer, but he dead.

Ed:

--Yes he dead.

There is only a hide of golden Kalbo there.

Ed:

--But he might turn back living, if like mad god get his ceil and he might have some spell or item that cancel dead, also there still might be his soul inside that cell.

Ed stops for moment like thinking certain idea.

Ed:

--Wait that gives me idea.

-- Prithee RayRay, let’s run now fast inside the park there locates my trophy room.

Earlier! When Green Kalbo still was leader of this odd squad, and RatRat float around his tiny UFO-ships, and Ed was there too. He, Green Kalbo, was the one that close jail door front of the dizzy face of the mad king Enckidoo thus seal his future to a silent tomb that the book dimension was.

Green Kalbo:

--Huh we prevent the End of everything by jailing these three.

Ed follows Green Kalbo

Ed:

 --It warm here. Me like this green castle. It is nice. Cozy!

Green Kalbo holding the tome.

Green Kalbo:

--Next! We need never come back and... and destroy this book then they never get out. Also find those lost pages. So no one can release them.

RatRat:

--Woohoo!

He flying around his tiny UFO at the big green chamber, those has much in castle.

Ed (shout):

--I like in here!

Return back at the present time. I mean that was flashback.

RatRat runs all the four, to keeping up with Ed.

They already on the nice looking nature park, RatRat gasp and pant

RatRat:

--Why so fuss, all the suddenly.

Ed:

--Now that Green Kalbo get away, I get idea where to get optional brainy piece to make that your forest.

RatRat:

--Forest? I want universe.

Ed:

--Yes universe...

RatRat:

--Green Kalbo get why .... What you mean. You say that he returns his dimension, and that is why we never counter him again.

Ed turns silent and suspicious mind.