RatRat meets Edfina

-where where? must find

:RatRat

Hastily RatRat slipping thru containers, at the bedroom. Then he figure because not find any virtue papers, _If this wrong bedroom big castle there is certain redundancy._

Mystery voice:

-Psst psst.

It voice from under a bed, RatRat pulls his head out from big jar that he been sniffing for hoping to find that at most importance --just now. Like blung* You know when big plunger get loose. plung*! And he is like:

RatRat:

--What whas that!?

RatRat:

--Did someone say something?

Then he holds his cheeks and thinks: _Ouch... my big cheeks, they hurt._

..But the original mystery voice has gone, that mystery person went back hiding, and another entity is there stealing RatRat’s attention.

Like --ahem. This new, the just arrived; person says --Ahem* And RatRat presume it was same that makes silent -Psst -psst sound but, it was not. And that who ahem*’s not even know that there was psst* psst* earlier. The   –Ahem* sounds much like man that wears wig, I mean he try speak like woman  but there is also slithering on his labials, slithering like on lizard or snake. There is not like many Ahem’s, but just one. but I describe it many times.

Ratrat holding the big vase; formerly at his head, he turn his neck long and twist it to see back. That -Ahem* it really was a person, not boy or girl...

The lizard soldier! Green Kalbo summon him earlier from his tome, this tome. To fight ageist the mad king. He was badly drawn mockery that what lizard-kind was. But even further depraved! He got a blond wig, and lipstick and apron. He, is now SHE!

RatRat look on her and try collect his thoughts.

Then Ed appears. --pretty soon, he slightly touches lizard warrior form the back.

Ed:

--Oh! I must introduce here is my fife, Edfina.

Edfina polishing a drinking glass,

Edfina:

--There is coffee and consumables at dining hall.

In the Ed's place

Ed and RatRat. Now! They are in the Ed’s Castle, Ed put the magic book back into his vest, the castle though it is vast still it is inside the magic book, so Ed can carry his home anywhere like a slug. And because the magic book, is now in the castle too, and the castle is in the book...

 So it make the magic book being inside itself, -now. Unless book be just some sort of teleportation devise and they be some other dimension, or book make world to text and castle to real and when they go out it makes castle to text and world to real. There is no another copy of book in real the world, Ed do not get replica when he go, but very same book come with Ed and RatRat to a Ed’s castle dimension.

 The castle is mostly made out of green bricks; even cement between tiles is green.

Behold! They enter front of the bars of the first jail; the place where the mad god Bob is sealed.

RatRat:

--He looks like, vacuumous space made out of whatever is inside of lava lamp. Nasty lava lamp full of inhumane eyes and twisted faces.

But what this? RatRat sees burned paper seals, below the iron bars; top of the cold stone floor, only whey them are still in tag on the jail door, like they should be.

He go all panic mode.

RatRat:

--Oh no! What I see, what a horrible calamity is this, aren’t those seals of virtues: Great virtues of humanity that we gather to lock off the bad god Bob.

--Woe woe! Who bee tamper the sacred seals, We all be doomed oh no! All things soon to be no more, all the super reality will be erased.

Ed rips off one remaining virtue off from the jail door. And read it, but not aloud: “A common human decency.”

RatRat contemplate what he up to.

Ed:

--Chill out RayRay, I been simply making joints out of them.

Then he lit the cigar, with that virtue paper --look like thin telegraph paper, and says also.

Ed:

--And merely lit my cigars.

Puf* puf* Ed blow cigar smoke at Ratrat’s alert face.

RatRat:

--cough* cough*!

--How awful of you, what if evil god escapes.

Ed:

--He will not! He’s afraid of me.

 Ed step strikingly at evil god’s place being threatening the limitless empty vast space withdraws like magnetized water; unwrapping the concealed wall of green bricks and cement.

RatRat:

--That not good enough, we need more human virtues. What if he escapes while you are out, or sleep?

Ed:

--I did not think of that, at all, maybe there really is need for some action to be done.

RatRat:

--Maybe some other planets there still have some human virtues left, because that Galaxy King seems till possess some of them.

Ed:

--Yes strip land from its virtues, it seem to be just local act. Not curse entire reality.

--But if you really so eager, there is still some virtues left, at the bed room.

RatRat starts skitter at to the bed room, he been there the castle before, he knows where to go.

Ed:

--   There is a jar of virtues, over the nightstand.

Galaxy King

Ed and RatRat stepa out the Hangar, there is a real committee waiting for them. Those rodenites from earlier, one them act like boss to be all front of the company, they all got army helmet now and camouflage west, they stood there just one blink, and then rest of them except the boss one. (That were in front.) Runs away, and when they go. It reveals that they all got also a backpack and a cork rifle, but the boss of them starts talking.

Boss of rodenites:

--Rodenite empire will rise again! We will breed and we will eat, Soon world will be nothing, but lifeless waste land.

Ed:

--World is that already.

Boss of rodenites:

Yes, but we go other worlds, we destroy and corrupt thousands worlds, kill one of us and two more appears, and death makes us only more powerful gos we all zombie we all be zombies. and then...

Blam!*Big bloody hole him ... Ed shot the boss.  RatRat is displeased.

Then Ed takes a book out of his west. Yellow letters levitates around the book size that 20 pt.

RatRat:

--That! Green Kalbo’s book! how you got it?, is that where we banish mad god Bob?! And mad king Enckidoo!?...  

Big space car suddenly lays shadows over them

RatRat:

--...and mad Golden Kalbo!

 Ratrats whiny speak diminishes as he start wonder yellow transmission beam from space ship. Also Ed stops his channelling ritual, he too wonders it ship.  Then a person got teleported front of there and not any person, but there is text over him that lay: Galactic King. These letters has nothing to do with letters that has Kalbos book they magic these robot and drones big every bigger than half meter.

Ed nod to RatRat

Ed(whispering):

--That must be Galaxy King; I was his huge fan when I was younger. I wonder where he has been all these years.

Galaxy King has dark hood over him.  What a shadowy person. Then Ed and Ratrat got surprise because they recognise him from earlier.

RatRat(whispers to Ed):

--That crazy monk! Remember that town.., -- the museum...

Ed:

--No. Nothing come my mind. But he looks familiar.

Galaxy King:

--My visions of distant great dark that mere existence insult our dark.

--I have travelled so long trip, follow the great dark radiance deep pothole in web of dark magic.

RatRat (Not whisper no more, but speak ever angrier and louder.):

--Don’t you member that crazy monk, who offer you money to kill town whores.

Ed:

--..

RatRat:

-- He convert you into that dark cult.

--Greed leads structures, Structures leads stability and stability leads traditions and so on... 

  

Ed:

--..

Monk bends down before Ed

Monk:

--Teach me your darkness! Oh great mad one.

RatRat:

The town!!! We wen’t museum! My origins! the origins of Rodenites

Ed:

--...

Monk:

Whole my life I been building things, not seeing the truth, then you show me the way..

RatRat(foam mouth shout):

--STUPID!!

Ed:

--...Oh! That town. Now I suddenly remember. I wound there also pamphlet about ancient earth generals. That procure that were somehow  sunked between tile and floor.

RatRat:

-It’s was odd it pamphlet were ended up whole different dimension.

Monk that is also Galaxy King begging before Ed like wants some favours.

RatRat:

-He must be time displaced too.

 Ed move so fast to behind the on his knees praying monk, that he left his after image hanging on there, and when Ed kick praying dark monk to his buttocks, and the after image is still ever there when the monk hurtle thru it. Then it after image buff off.

Ed:

--Fuck off retard we got business here.

RatRat and Ed study how Galaxy king slowly recover from Ed rude uncalled-for action.

Soon Galaxy King wave his hand, --angry.

Galaxy King:

--You will bay for this! You all will pay this! I kill you!

Then he teleports back to his chips and drive away.

Ed:

--What a looser! I like him more when he got that conscription scheme.

RatRat:

--That castle of yours? 

Compound-x is off stock

Ed:

-Ratrat why you been there inside a Robot?, I though me fight against Kain

RatRat:

-Robot that were merely a car, I been using levers by these my tiny hands.

He point headphone.

RatRat:

--I been contact with Kain via headset.

RatRat touch his neck, of controlling chip broke at collapsing.

RatRat:

 --I am free! This happy day

Many Computer opens around lab, it shows sleeping face inside sargofac waking up and got steam his face.  unkind dry face.

Kain inside the sarcophagus:

--I hate you.

Then one blumbing tube spit out tiny drones.

Kane:

--Obey!

RatRat:

--Be careful those drones they slave me people, shot tiny darts that, make you lost you will.

Ed notices suspicious devise and destroy it. Behold drones explone

Kane:

--Curse be upon you, to destroy my slave machine system.

 Kane:

--Can I keep least the dead girl. I plan to make her to an android.

Ed:

--I plan use her as message to my pass self

Kane:

--And how you plan manage to do that, also remember I already bought it from you at the full price.

Ed:

--I don’t know...  sparkle some shamanism. I might inject lot of Ratrat’s time acid on to her, then she go like pass, me write lot carvings her skin about future.

RatRat:

--I am not sure...

Ed:

--Like hour or two before, before that when I met those monkeys that steal my dark magic sphere, some years ago.

RatRat digs boxes, at dark corner.

RatRat:

--I need a compound-x to make that potent time acid. We end compound-x.

Ed:

-- come me castle, to check if there any compound-x

RatRat:

--You castle?

Kane:

--Fine! But meanwhile I do her an android.

Ed's origins

I been making a book version from pray2, there is time to time need to write whole new text for filling plot chasm, here some neat pick from them not like final form:

Prime is drinking at the closes bar. Then Ed opens the door.

Prime:

-- Why you followed me I not gonna teach you.

There Bar has also bird lord, also lot of other folk big crowd surrounded over these two meaningful fellows. The crowd judge and observe as two at the middle speaks.

Ed:

-- No! I come here merely to mock you in your old days. I don’t need learn nothing from you I am better than you, and always be better than you even my very first appearance.

Prime:

--Noo! That is no true!

Hand crosses hand and they and start wrestling, break a table. Wrestle cross the floor

Bird lord, tap his long pole tap* tap* to get everybody’s attention.

Bird lord:

--There no need to fight, we can just summon original just born Ed to here, but there is price to buy for that.

Ed grovels in floor under Primes massive body, get no breath. They stop fighting.

Ed:

--Sign me in.

Bird lord

--You must give you life to me.

Ed:

--Ok

Bird lord:

--..Let’s first see this movie, in a spell cloud, it shows you origins.

Behold! Bird lord smoke his staff, big white cloud that is kind of like movie screen. Then on that appears living colors a movie. It shows some wasteland, but Prime knows that is not any wasteland it is the wasteland near the city that he rules, then the city self shortly appears at there, but then there is like glimmer in the sky, and magic picture start zoom on it fast.

Those dead at the baddest bar of all underworld they have seen much not easily impressed, but the next what they see it totally stuns them. Like hat jumps big leap by surprise and eyes merely pops out.

Shouts from the ghostly crowd:

--The chromium Egg!!

Yes, The chromium egg soaring thru sky descending at low angle.

Magic movie goes near it

Shout from the ghostly crowd:

--Show! It from an another side, we want see what is it’s mark!

Bird wizard:

--It is hard to adjust angle!

But he tries, he is too enthusiastic by the egg, now it is not so much about Ed’s history when there is chromium egg, that is greater thing than what they been doing.

In video has too much sun glare so egg shows like white and it sun blinder it mark from eyes of the bar folk.

Familiar meeting

Ed read the text over tape over the vase, old etiquette labels. Then:

Ed uses his shamanic powers: That,

Like when the cook spread salt over the steak, but instead that salt, sparkle him hastags or coarse snowflakes, but transparent whit, iota, tough of blue when dirty, but sterile cold light from broken ceiling led shines thru them, white only when light glares just right from them, like when them bend, they like fire passing thru each other --no solid.

Flow variant speeds, show colours of the rainbow, -- only little at the edges. That way they are similar to the soap bubbles. And like hairs made from tiny stars dive between them other kind of magic. Soon vase be imbued by shamanistic energy. Vase spoils tears out off its solid ceramic case, tears has colours around the layer like snow storm on the old TV-screen. --Error at the drops maximum looses all likeness to the water and turn to full pixels.

Ed says to himself:

--First I change the form.

He makes few strikes at the air, and vase turn to a sword.

Then he says

--Then I change the function.

...

Three to four minute earlier.

Back then Ed have just pull out his knife and he is about thread Doctor Kane, when the spike start ooze surprised acid and like skin-near worms made out of digital error crawls out of toxic that can corrode metal wood plastic and all except pointy objects from surface and jars from inside, when odd stream reach Ed’s skin it melt into it as soon as touch and like lightning brooks it to at Ed’s head leaving black metal scar. And Ed sees visions of Future and they shouting only one thing:

Shouts From visions from Future Ed:

--Strike now!! Don’t mater about the big gun, there is no mater about future, but past!

Kane has mini-gun ready. Big time torrenting bullet-hell storm start; Ed runs right into it, mush turn him, But he get in just before fatal moment a nasty stab, full pointy stick left there, until it poison acid make it nib loose, a knife drop -that acid really eat solid metal.

...

Yet some time earlier.

 Ed coming in bearing burden that murdered loss girl. Tower doctor soon ever increasing pore cavity appears it right side oozing green acid. Tin-doctor collapses. Then Ed smell familiar stink like rotten beans.

Ed:

--That horrid smell? RatRat?

green steam comes from  wreck holes, then RatRat appears inside off it heap of corroded metal there is no mistake, those four tiny red inhuman eyes, body like big zombie roadkill hairless spots on fur and wounds showing green blood. He got headset, he says:

RatRat:

-- Perhaps! I go a little bit too far.

More buttons Tivi

Prattatataaa! Goes Kane’s minigun.. .I mean Kain’s

Doctor shoot his minigun, Rata tata taa*!, That old chimney, a trigger happy madman, Yet he shoot worse than, Blind monkey  ill by foam mouth madness;  Ed still got only whey scratches by those freaking bullets, and some holes his body, but  he then quickly jumps at the safe behind the giant sargofag.

Then doctor goes full frenzy, three more gun rises opens them every side of his towerly body. Now four equal minigun’s, all at same portion of it’s body, that red thick ring around him the middle section, that then start rotating fast while all four devilish miniguns turret madly bullet metal crazy hot red. Spear of pullets increase greatly, but aim yet dropping down. Ed hiding behind sargofag he sees how when paintings drops, and vases break,  those bullets go thru sargofag like it were butter.

Soon full laboratory walls and ceilings filled by holes. Those happy face Rodenites outside making a various jobs at there outside, no more some of them dead already painted by blood nailed by holes, some survive run in the hills.  Least one of them still completely unaware about happenings, he listen music or something super innocent he got killed then sadly, shakes him ugly as bullets storm pass thru him.

More and more frenzy turn him metal cylinder, seven sights opens its bottom tubular and it start hostile rotating to the different spin that it red portion. No longer stationary! But crazy dance over the laboratory, like hurricane.  It is kind of ancient chariot warrior or ceiling fan of death. What is stationary that is focus point of the red death laser appears from towering towers body’s single cyclops eye slowly enclosing Ed’s hideout.  

 Two more the unsuspecting Rodenites appears, they been playing at backyard that how not hearing warnings they got scythed down.

Ed: _I need end that, monster before he destroys laboratory._

 He spin the ring, ooze on it shaman power and it evolve to a gun. He is about shoot a monster chimney, but just before he get Robot in the good sight, he feel powerful nasty sensation in his hand. Like burn, but not burn by fire but an acid. It make him loose his weapon.

Mean while angry robot at his UFP head PRAZZZ! PRAZZZ! powerful laser slowly closing in Ed. Then unlucky Rodenite walks to that he been washing dishes at the sound proof kitchen, he zap to ash.

Ed need hold his aching hand, he looks it and there appears to be text:

I am you

Then more text appears under that:

I am you from future

Then he feels more pain, this time, in his chest he look his hairy chest, it feel like somebody carving his body by power full acid. There read:

Follow a line

Mad robot it UFO head opens by four fold, Ed hesitates to look that transformation, while there in floor going thru walls too long burning acid line appears _Those appears to be an antiaircraft missiles._ he describe to himself what there is at Doctor robot’s head.  

So Ed takes and runs, where ever it long line leads, that previously hidden bullets and sound proof kitchen there he goes.

Fast His eyes track;  line’s head that burning it’s way like spark eat fuse, thru wall, kitchen table soon he sees, he figures _It is that tiny ceramic bottle, where it goes_ . And what you see acid make soon circles around bottle and there is an arrow and:

This!

 Those mysterious living carvings make a lot of arrays to it.

Ed read text on the bottle; it is RatRats time travelling acid.

Then time traveling text appears, again:

Spread that onto your knife. [an arrow point it tiny ceramic vase that got a cork top of it.]

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